To set the scene:
We’re here on sandy beaches. Pink panther skins glimmer beside you in sunlight. You’re on vacation. Applying a little more SPF, you feel the warmth tickling your skin. Waves gently rolling inwards, kissing your toes.
It’s a day like any other on vacation, the kind of day where you don’t even know what day it is because it doesn’t matter to you. Elsewhere it matters to someone else. It’s Saturday. Soon it will be Monday. Monday, the work week commences and UPS drivers will deliver boxes to people’s homes, school teachers will arrive early to greet children mourning the longed weekend, stock traders will tighten their ties and head to wall street, and you will return to the beach. Maybe with a book this time. Have you tried eat pray love? How about i love dick?
And here you are: